Auntie Karma Presents

Story No. 64

A young house flipper films an old rocking chair while an elderly Filipina and her daughter watch his uneasy reaction.

A Rude House Flipper Called My 79-Year-Old Mother “Too Old for This House” — He Said Old Houses Gave Him the Creeps. Mama Smiled, Then Sent Me Out for Baby Powder...

PART 1: Mama’s Strange Request

The moment a rude house flipper told my seventy-nine-year-old mother she belonged in a nursing home, Mama smiled at him—and quietly asked me to buy the biggest container of baby powder I could find.

That smile worried me more than if she had slapped him.

My mother, Remy, had lived in our Union City house for forty-six years. She raised three children there, buried one husband while living there, and knew every loose hinge and stubborn window by heart.

Papa had repaired most of the house himself. The kitchen shelves leaned slightly because he refused to use a level. The backyard gate made a sound like a sick carabao. Upstairs, beside the window, sat the heavy narra rocking chair he had built before I was born.

After Papa died, Mama began calling the property “just a house.”

“It’s just a house, Tess,” she would say whenever I found her polishing the banister. “Kahoy lang ’yan.”

But lately, the stairs had become hard on her knees. Twice, I caught her gripping the railing halfway up, pretending she had stopped to admire a family photograph.

So she finally agreed to sell and move into my place.

“May extra room ka,” she said. “And your cooking needs supervision.”

“That’s your reason?”

“Main reason.”

I contacted several buyers. The first two were polite, but their offers were low. The third was Brandon Hale, a twenty-eight-year-old house flipper with white sneakers, perfect teeth, and the habit of filming everything on his phone.

He arrived ten minutes late and walked inside without removing his shoes.

“Wow,” he said, panning his camera across the living room. “This is… vintage.”

Mama sat on the sofa wearing her flowered house dress. “It was built in 1951.”

“Yeah. You can tell.”

He tapped the wall, opened cupboards without asking, and laughed at the old kitchen tiles.

“These have to go. Cabinets, too. Flooring, obviously.”

Mama looked down at the floor Papa had installed plank by plank.

“Obviously,” she repeated.

In the dining room, Brandon wrinkled his nose at the family pictures.

“You’ll clear all this stuff out before closing, right?”

I forced a professional smile. “If we accept an offer.”

“Oh, you’ll accept mine.” He gave me a wink. “Once you understand what you’re sitting on.”

We followed him upstairs. Mama climbed slowly, one hand on the railing. Brandon waited at the top, visibly impatient.

“You use these stairs every day?” he asked.

“When I want to.”

He laughed as though she had made a joke. “Honestly, ma’am, you’re too old for this house.”

My hand tightened around the railing.

“Excuse me?” I said.

“I mean, practically speaking.” He turned his camera toward the hallway. “Someone your age shouldn’t live alone. One fall, game over. Your family should probably place you in a home.”

“Brandon,” I snapped.

Mama touched my arm. “Hayaan mo.”

He entered the upstairs sitting room, where Papa’s rocking chair faced the window.

The chair was broad and dark, with worn armrests polished by decades of Papa’s hands.

Brandon stared at it.

“That thing comes with the house?”

“No,” Mama said.

“Good. Creepy as hell.”

Mama’s eyes sharpened.

Brandon gave an embarrassed laugh. “Sorry. Old furniture gives me the creeps. Old houses, too, sometimes. All those noises at night? No thanks.”

“You are buying an old house,” I reminded him.

“I’m buying a project.” He looked around. “Once I rip everything out, it won’t feel old.”

His offer was almost forty percent below the lowest reasonable estimate.

When I protested, he shrugged.

“You’re not getting younger, ma’am. Neither is the house. I’m saving you from a headache.”

Mama read the paper carefully. Then she placed it on the table and smoothed it with both hands.

She tilted her head. “Come back tonight. Nine o’clock.”

“Why?”

“You should see the house after dark before buying.”

Brandon glanced toward the stairs.

For the first time, his smile slipped.

Then pride pushed it back into place. “Sure. I’m not scared of a house.”

After he left, I locked the door and turned to Mama.

“What was that?”

She peered through the curtain until his shiny SUV disappeared.

“Anak, go to the store.”

“For what?”

“Baby powder.”

I stared at her.

“Ma, are we changing a diaper?”

“The biggest container,” she said.

Her face remained solemn for another three seconds.

Then the corners of her mouth lifted.

“Tonight,” Mama whispered, “we make him respect old things.”

PART 2: Why Mama Needed Powder

By eight-thirty, our respectable family home looked like it was being prepared by two ghosts with a limited budget.

Mama sat at the dining table, drawing a map on the back of Brandon’s insulting offer.

“First, the kitchen light.”

“I can flick the breaker.”

“Too obvious. Use the loose plug.”

“Curtain?”

“Fishing line.”

“Floor creak?”

“You step beside the cabinet.”

I looked at her. “Ma, you’ve thought about this before.”

“Your father and I raised three children. We know how to scare people.”

We tied clear fishing line to the upstairs curtain and ran it through the hallway. I placed a Bluetooth speaker beneath the guest-room bed, ready to play a faint scraping sound. The loose lamp plug would flicker if I tugged its cord from behind the doorway.

For the grand finale, Mama chose the closet beside Papa’s rocking chair.

She wore Papa’s oversized white barong over her dress. It hung almost down to her ankles. Then she poured baby powder all over her head, into her palms, and slapped it over her cheeks.

A white cloud swallowed her.

“Ma!” I coughed. “Not the whole container!”

“You got biggest.”

“You told me to buy the biggest!”

“Then bakit ka nagreklamo?”

She dusted the barong, her hair, and even her bare feet. When she grinned, she looked less like a ghost and more like a mischievous piece of hopia.

I laughed so hard I had to lean against the wall.

“Stop,” she said, trying not to laugh with me. “You’ll ruin my makeup.”

We put the small fan inside the closet, pointing toward the gap under the door. Mama scattered a thin layer of powder across the floor in front of it.

When the fan switched on, pale dust would creep from beneath the door.

Brandon wouldn’t be able to resist opening it.

I tested the closet handle. “When he comes close, jump out.”

“And say what?”

“Something terrifying.”

Mama considered this.

“Bayaran mo kami?”

“No, Ma.”

“Your offer is insulting?”

“You’re supposed to be a ghost, not a real estate negotiator.”

She straightened Papa’s barong. “Bahala na.”

At exactly nine, Brandon knocked.

He had brought his phone mounted on a small handheld stabilizer. A red light showed he was already recording.

“Thought I’d document the inspection,” he said.

“Of course,” I replied.

Mama was supposedly resting at my house. In reality, she was inside the upstairs closet with the fan, a bottle of water, and strict instructions not to jump out too early.

I walked Brandon through the dim living room.

The first creak came from the kitchen.

He turned so quickly his camera tilted.

“What was that?”

“Old house,” I said.

“Right.”

The lamp flickered.

He looked at it, then at me. “Electrical problem?”

“Maybe.”

From upstairs came a soft scrape.

Brandon stopped breathing for a second.

I didn’t smile. Mama had made me practice.

“Rats?” he asked.

“Too heavy.”

He raised his phone toward the ceiling. “Okay, guys, we’re hearing some unexplained noises. Probably just settling.”

The kitchen door slowly swung inward. I had loosened its latch earlier, but the effect was better than expected.

Brandon stepped closer to me.

“Does that happen often?”

“Only after Papa died.”

That part wasn’t in our plan. I couldn’t resist.

“Your dad died here?”

“Upstairs.”

That was a lie. Papa had died peacefully in a hospital, complaining about the gelatin.

Brandon swallowed. “Which room?”

I pointed toward the ceiling. “The one with the rocking chair.”

He laughed too loudly. “Good one.”

Then the upstairs curtain moved.

I knew because Brandon’s phone caught it from the foot of the stairs: a pale shape drifting across the landing, though every window was shut.

“Did you see that?” he whispered.

“See what?”

“Something moved.”

He aimed his phone at me.

“I didn't see anything, but go check if you want. I'll wait.”

Brandon began climbing alone, filming himself as he went.

“Heading upstairs now,” he narrated. “There’s an old chair up here that the owner claims belonged to her deceased husband.”

Claims.

I nearly pulled the curtain line hard enough to wrap him in it.

Instead, I waited until he reached the landing. Then I stepped beside the cabinet and pressed the exact floorboard Mama had marked.

Creeeak.

Brandon froze.

“Old floor,” he muttered.

The lamp at the end of the hall flickered twice.

“Loose wiring,” he said.

The curtain lifted, although the air was still.

“Draft.”

From the sitting room came a faint scraping sound.

Brandon stopped offering explanations.

His camera moved ahead of him through the doorway. Papa’s chair sat in the shadows beside the window. Beyond it, the closet door was closed.

The little fan switched on.

A white ribbon of powder slid from beneath the closet door.

Brandon whispered, “What the hell is that?”

He walked closer.

Then Papa’s rocking chair began to move.

Slowly.

Forward.

Back.

Forward.

Back.

PART 3: What Brandon Found Upstairs

Brandon’s hand trembled so badly the video shook.

“Hello?” Brandon whispered.

The chair rocked behind him.

Creeeak.

Forward.

Creeeak.

Back.

Powder curled around his expensive white sneakers.

He stretched one hand toward the closet while keeping his phone aimed at the door.

“Is someone in there?”

The fan stopped.

The house went silent.

Then Brandon opened the closet.

Mama exploded out in a cloud of powder, waving both arms.

“HOY! HOY! HOY!”

Brandon screamed.

Not a dignified scream. Not a short, startled shout.

It was a high, wobbling shriek that seemed to leave his body before the rest of him remembered to run.

He stumbled backward into Papa’s chair, spun around, and stepped on his own shoelace. His phone flew from his hand and landed safely on the rug, still recording.

Brandon did not land safely.

He dropped onto his backside, scrambled up using all four limbs, and charged into the hallway.

“Multo!” Mama yelled after him.

That made him run faster.

He struck the doorframe with one shoulder, bounced toward the stairs, and descended sideways while gripping the banister. At the bottom, one of his white sneakers came off.

He abandoned it.

The front door slammed. His SUV started. Tires squealed.

Then there was silence.

Mama emerged at the top of the stairs, covered in powder from head to toe. Papa’s barong hung crookedly from one shoulder.

“Tess?” she called.

I sat on the bottom step, laughing so hard no sound came out.

Mama tried to remain serious.

“He left his shoe.”

That finished us.

She lowered herself onto the landing, and we laughed until our stomachs hurt. Every time one of us said “Hoy,” the other started again.

Eventually, I climbed upstairs and retrieved Brandon’s phone.

The recording was still running.

We sat together on the rug beside Papa’s rocking chair and played the video from the beginning.

There was Brandon insulting the tiles.

There was Brandon calling the chair creepy.

There was Brandon whispering “loose wiring” while his face said he had accepted death.

Then Mama burst from the closet.

On video, the powder cloud made her look enormous. Her three shouted “Hoy”s echoed down the hall. Brandon’s scream cracked in the middle like a teenager’s voice.

Mama clapped both hands over her mouth.

“Play again.”

“Ma, we’ve watched it four times.”

“Last one.”

We watched it three more times.

Brandon returned twenty minutes later, but he wouldn’t come inside. He called from his SUV and demanded that I bring his phone and shoe outside.

I found him parked at the curb with the doors locked.

I held the phone up. “Your offer is still on it.”

“Delete the video.”

From the front doorway, Mama waved in Papa’s white barong.

Brandon’s face drained again.

“Tell her to stop!”

Mama cupped her hands around her mouth. “Too old for this house?”

Brandon lowered the passenger window just enough for me to slide his belongings through.

“Don’t post that,” he said.

“Then don’t come back.”

He grabbed the phone. “I wasn’t going to buy this dump anyway.”

Mama called from behind me, “Good night, iho!”

He drove away with only one shoe on.

I closed the door and leaned against it, still smiling.

But when I turned, Mama was no longer laughing.

She was looking upstairs.

“Your knees hurt,” I said gently.

“Konti lang.”

“You shouldn’t have to climb those stairs.”

“I know.”

“We’ll find another buyer. Someone decent.”

Mama rubbed powder from Papa’s barong. “Maybe.”

The word landed heavily between us.

I followed her upstairs because I knew where she was going.

She lowered herself into Papa’s rocking chair, placed both hands on the worn armrests, and looked toward the dark window.

For a moment, she seemed smaller than she had inside the closet.

“You come up here every day,” I said.

She nodded.

“Even when your knees hurt.”

Another nod.

I sat on the floor beside her.

Mama moved her thumb across a shallow dent in the armrest. Papa’s wedding ring had made that mark over years of tapping against the wood.

“He sat here after dinner,” she said. “Radio on. Coffee even at midnight. Sabi ko, matulog ka. He never listened.”

Her smile trembled.

“When I sit here, sometimes I can remember exactly how the room sounded when he was breathing.”

There it was.

Not just a house.

Not just a chair.

Mama had agreed to leave because her body was tired, while her heart was still waiting upstairs.

I rested my cheek against her knee.

“We don’t have to sell.”

She looked down at me. “The stairs.”

“We’ll move the chair.”

“Downstairs?”

“Beside the living-room window. Morning sun. No climbing.”

Mama gazed at Papa’s chair as if the idea had never occurred to her.

Then she touched my hair.

“Sige,” she said softly. “Tomorrow.”

The next morning, my brother Jun came with his van. Between the three of us—and Mama shouting conflicting instructions—we carried the chair downstairs.

“Dahan-dahan!” she ordered.

“We’re going slowly,” Jun grunted.

“Watch the wall!”

“We’re watching it.”

“Not that side!”

“Ma, please choose one side.”

At last, we placed Papa’s chair beside the living-room window. Mama sat down, tested the balance, and rocked once.

Sunlight warmed her face.

“Perfect,” she whispered.

I handed her a cup of coffee. Then I noticed a dusting of white powder still clinging to the chair’s back.

I smiled. “By the way, Ma—nice work with the chair last night.”

Mama stopped rocking.

“What work?”

“Making it move before Brandon opened the closet.”

“I didn’t move it.”

I laughed. “A string, right?”

“No string.”

“You pushed it before hiding?”

“I was already in the closet.”

My smile faded.

Mama frowned at me. “Ikaw ang gumawa.”

“Ma, I was downstairs.”

We looked at each other.

Then, very slowly, we both turned toward Papa’s chair.

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