Auntie Karma Presents

Story No. 96

A Filipina woman holds a box of mismatched shoes while her startled neighbor examines a worn work boot on his porch.

Somebody Kept Leaving One Man's Shoe on My Porch. Never a Pair. When I Finally Caught Him, He Thought I Was the Thief.

PART 1: The Box of Evidence

I want to say, before anything, that I was right about almost everything.

I was right that somebody was leaving shoes on my porch.

I was right that the thief lived on my street.

But I was wrong about who.

That part took me a lot of nights, one borrowed tablet, and a bottle of fish sauce to figure out.

My name is Delia Navarro. I live in a small house in Vallejo.

I work the front desk at a dental office, I have two noisy group chats, and I eat Sunday lunch with my sister Gina, whether I want to or not.

I have been divorced for a long time.

I am not lonely. I say this often, especially when nobody asks.

In my house, shoes come off at the door.

By my door there is one pair of slippers. Pink. Mine. There has been one pair for years, and I like it that way.

Nobody tracks in mud. Nobody leaves socks on the couch.

My ex-husband left socks everywhere. But I will say this for him. At least he left them in pairs.

The first shoe showed up in March. A dirty white sneaker with a torn lace, sitting on my doormat like it had rung the bell.

I assumed a teenager threw it.

A few days later, I found a black work boot.

Then a rubber slipper. Then a brown loafer. Then a blue running shoe with grass stuck to the bottom.

Never a pair. Always one shoe. Always a man's.

I complained to everyone except the police, because I could already hear that phone call.

"So nothing was stolen, ma'am?"

"No. Something was donated. Aggressively."

My nephew JP lent me his old tablet so I could record the porch.

"Just press this, Tita."

"I did."

"You opened the calculator."

"Why is there a calculator?"

He sighed the sigh of a young man who has to live among old people. "Don't touch anything else."

So I set up a surveillance operation. A lawn chair behind the curtains. Coffee in a thermos. The tablet aimed through the window.

The first night, I recorded a very long video of my own forehead.

The second night, I fell asleep and woke up at dawn with the pattern of the lawn chair on my cheek.

The third night, nothing happened, except Mrs. Alvarez's cat from across the street sat in front of the camera and stared into it like it had a lawyer.

Then, one early morning, I went out to get the newspaper and saw something move near my bougainvillea.

A shape. Low and fast.

I grabbed the closest weapon in my kitchen, which was a bottle of fish sauce.

"HOY!" I shouted, holding it up like a grenade. "Bumalik ka!"

The shape was gone.

On my doormat sat one gray sneaker.

I told myself the shape was low because the thief was a short man.

That night, I lined up all the shoes on my kitchen table like a detective.

They were all the same size. Ten. On the gray sneaker, I found some short golden hairs.

I decided they came from a man's sweater.

Then I made my list of suspects.

There was only one name on it.

Tomas Mercado. Four houses down. Silver truck. Leaves before seven, comes home after dark, waves politely, cuts his grass, and goes inside.

His wife had passed away a few years before.

"Kawawa naman," Gina said once, when we saw him carrying his groceries in alone.

"He has a house, a job, and a truck," I told her. "Stop making him kawawa."

But then, one morning, I saw Tomas walk to his truck.

He was wearing one black shoe.

And one brown.

That was all the evidence I needed.

I put every single shoe into a cardboard box, marched four houses down, and rang his doorbell.

Somewhere inside, a dog barked once.

The door opened.

Tomas was taller than I remembered. He was wearing work pants, an old Warriors shirt, one sneaker, and one sock.

He looked at me. Then he looked down at the box.

His whole face changed.

"My boot," he said. He reached in. "My loafer. You have my loafer."

"I have all of them," I said. "I am returning them. Please stop leaving them on my porch."

He pulled his boot out of the box and held it against his chest like a rescued child.

Then he looked at me again. Slowly. Carefully.

"For two months," he said, "I've been going to work in two different shoes. I thought my memory was going. I made an appointment with a doctor."

"Good," I said. "You should see one."

He lifted the boot.

"So," he said. "You're the one."

PART 2: Who Was Taking the Shoes

"Excuse me?"

"You've been taking my shoes."

"I have been receiving your shoes!"

"Why would my shoes go to your house by themselves?"

"That is exactly what I came here to ask you!"

We stood there glaring at each other. Me with the box. Him with the boot.

Behind him, the dog barked again.

Neither of us looked.

"Fine," Tomas said. "Tonight. Your porch. We catch whoever it is."

"Fine."

"I'll bring a chair."

"Bring your own coffee. Mine is for witnesses."

That evening, he came walking up my driveway at six-thirty with a folding chair under one arm and a thermos under the other.

I had changed my blouse.

I did not notice I had changed my blouse. Gina noticed later. Gina notices everything.

We sat at opposite ends of my porch with the lights off. It was very professional.

For a while, nobody spoke.

Then Tomas said, "Your cat is watching us."

"That is Mrs. Alvarez's cat. It watches everybody. It has a lawyer."

He laughed.

It was not a polite laugh. It was a real one, loud and surprised, like it had been in storage for a long time. I did not want to like it.

I liked it.

By the end of the first night, we had caught no thieves. But I had learned some things.

Tomas repaired dental equipment for a living. I had spent years at the front desk arguing with dental equipment.

"So it's your fault," I said, "when the chair won't go down."

"No. It's your dentist's fault. He sits on the armrest."

That was true. Dr. Lim sits on the armrest.

I also learned that Tomas made excellent garlic fried rice and terrible coffee. That he hated raisins in everything. I only hate them in savory food.

"Then we can never be friends," he said.

"We are not friends. We are suspects."

On the second night, I made lumpia. He brought pandesal. My phone buzzed.

It was Gina.

WHO IS ON YOUR PORCH

Mrs. Alvarez does not only have a cat. She also has my sister's number.

I turned the phone face down.

And that was when it happened.

A golden shape came trotting up my driveway in the dusk. Long ears. Proud tail. Walking like a barangay captain at a fiesta.

In his mouth was Tomas's good black dress shoe.

Tomas stood up so fast his chair fell over.

"BRUNO?"

The dog froze.

Then he ran.

Not away. Around. In big happy circles all over my front yard, with the shoe in his mouth and his ears flying, like this was the best game anyone had ever invented.

Tomas chased him left. I went right.

Bruno went between us.

Tomas tripped over my garden hose. I stepped on a lumpia. Somewhere across the street, the cat watched all of it without blinking.

Finally, Bruno stopped.

He trotted to my front gate, sat down very neatly, and dropped the shoe at my feet.

Then he looked up at me and wagged his tail, like he was waiting for something.

I stood there out of breath, holding a bottle of fish sauce I did not remember picking up.

Tomas sat down on my porch steps. He started laughing. Then he stopped.

"He used to do this," he said quietly. "He brought Evelyn her shoes when he wanted a walk."

"Then why bring them here?"

Tomas looked at my gate for a long time.

"Because this is where the walk went," he said.

And then I remembered.

A woman in a wide straw hat. A golden puppy on a red leash. Every evening, for years, they came down the sidewalk and stopped at my gate.

"Good evening, Delia," she would say.

And I would give the puppy a little piece of chicken from my adobo, and tell her not to tell the vet.

"Your wife," I said.

Tomas nodded.

"She walked him every night. It was her thing. I was always at work." He rubbed his hands together.

"After she got sick, nobody walked him. After she was gone, I just... went to work. Came home. Sat."

I had seen that woman almost every evening. And then one day she stopped coming, and I never asked why. I thought maybe she moved.

She had lived four houses away. I never even knew her name was Evelyn until it was too late to say it back.

Bruno put his chin on my knee.

I scratched behind his ears.

"He's been bringing your shoes," I said, "to finish her walk."

Tomas did not answer. He wiped his face with the back of his hand and looked at the street.

After a while, he stood up and picked up the black dress shoe.

"Tomorrow," he said. "Six-thirty. I'll bring the leash."

That was how it started.

Not dating. Absolutely not.

Dog walking.

Every evening, Tomas and Bruno came down the sidewalk. I came out to meet them.

We walked around the block, the same route Evelyn used to take, and it always ended at my gate.

Tomas brought pandesal. I brought the chicken, for Bruno, and did not tell the vet.

We talked about safe things. Work. Food. Whether the Warriors had any hope.

Then less safe things.

I started eating dinner later. I did not notice this either.

One Sunday, Gina came over and found Tomas fixing the loose hinge on my gate while Bruno slept on my foot.

"Who is this?" she asked.

"My neighbor."

Tomas looked up. "Hello."

Gina looked at the screwdriver. Then at the two coffee cups. Then at me.

"Neighbor," she said.

"Go home, Gina."

She stayed for two hours.

Then, one evening, at the end of our walk, Tomas said, "Come in for coffee. I bought a new machine. It's still terrible, but it's new."

So for the first time, I walked up to his front door.

By his doormat sat a small pair of blue slippers.

A woman's. Placed neatly side by side, pointing toward the door, like someone was about to come home and step into them.

I looked at them for too long.

Tomas saw me looking. He smiled, soft and a little sad.

"Evelyn would have liked you," he said.

He meant it as the kindest thing in the world.

And something in my chest shut like a gate.

I had spent years proving I was fine by myself. I had one pair of slippers by my door and I liked it that way.

I was not going to stand beside a pair that was still waiting for somebody else.

"Tomas," I said. "We're just walking the dog."

His face changed. Only a little.

"Okay," he said.

I went home without the coffee.

The next evening, at six-thirty, I did not go outside.

Neither did he.

And for the first time in months, nobody left anything on my porch at all.

PART 3: The Pink Slipper

It was very peaceful.

I watered my plants. I watered the same pot twice. I ate dinner at a normal hour, like a normal woman, and hated every bite.

On the fourth evening, I saw Bruno at the end of Tomas's driveway, looking down the sidewalk toward my house.

I heard Tomas call him back inside.

Bruno went. Slowly. Looking over his shoulder the whole way.

On Sunday, Gina came for lunch, took one look at my face, and put down her fork.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing."

"Delia."

So I told her. The walks. The coffee. The blue slippers by his door.

Gina listened to all of it. Then she said, "Do you remember what you did after Tony left?"

"I got a divorce."

"Before that. His slippers."

I did not answer.

"You kept his slippers by the door," Gina said. "For almost a year. You wouldn't move them. You wouldn't let me move them. I finally threw them away while you were at work, and you didn't speak to me for a week."

"You threw away his slippers?"

"You're welcome."

I looked at my one pair of pink slippers by the door.

I had not kept Tony's slippers because I wanted him back.

I kept them because moving them meant it was really over, and my hands could not do it yet.

Slippers by the door are not a rival.

They are just very hard to move.

That evening, a little before six-thirty, I took off one of my pink slippers.

I held it for a long moment.

Then I walked four houses down wearing one slipper and one bare foot.

Mrs. Alvarez was watering her roses. She stopped.

"Walking?" she asked.

"Yes."

She looked at my feet.

"In one slipper?"

"Mind your business."

The cat watched me go.

At Tomas's door, I set my pink slipper down on his doormat, right beside Evelyn's blue ones.

Then I rang the bell and stood at the bottom of his steps, on one bare foot, with my heart going like a washing machine.

The door opened.

Tomas looked at me. Then he looked down.

He bent and picked up my pink slipper. He held it up between two fingers.

"Is this a complaint?" he asked.

"No," I said. "It's a walk."

He did not smile right away.

He looked at the slipper. Then at me. Then back toward the house, at the blue slippers by the door.

"I haven't been able to move those," he said quietly.

"I know," I said. "You don't have to."

Tomas let out a long breath.

Then he smiled.

Not a polite smile. Not a careful one.

The whole thing.

Behind him, a golden streak shot through the doorway.

Bruno had heard the word "walk."

He jumped up, grabbed my pink slipper right out of Tomas's hand, and ran straight down the driveway with it.

"HOY!" I shouted.

"BRUNO!" Tomas shouted.

We chased him down the sidewalk. Me on one bare foot. Tomas in his socks, because he had not had time to find his shoes, which was very funny, considering.

Bruno ran all the way to my house.

He stopped at my gate, sat down neatly, and dropped my slipper on the path.

Then he wagged his tail and waited.

Tomas and I stood there, out of breath, laughing so hard we had to hold on to the fence.

"He's not subtle," Tomas said.

"He's a thief."

"He's a matchmaker."

"He's both."

I picked up my slipper. I opened my gate.

"Come in," I said. "I'll make the coffee. Yours is terrible."

At my door, I stopped him.

"In my house," I said, "shoes come off at the door."

Tomas looked down at his socks.

"I don't have any."

"Then you're halfway there."

He laughed and came inside.

The next evening, he came to walk Bruno wearing a pair of shoes. Both of them. Matching. He looked very proud of himself.

That was a few months ago.

Tomas still walks Bruno every evening. I still walk with them. The walk still ends at my gate.

Last month, Tomas moved Evelyn's blue slippers from his doormat into a box he keeps on the top shelf of his closet. He did not throw them away.

I would not have let him.

And by my door, there are two pairs of slippers now.

One pink. One brown. Size ten.

Every evening, Bruno checks that they are both there.

Then he brings us our shoes.

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