Auntie Karma Presents

Story No. 44

Two red-and-yellow bee mascots wrestle amid spilled food as a shocked crowd films outside a restaurant grand opening.

Two Jollibee Mascots Started Fighting at Our Grand Opening. Then I Heard One of Them Yell — and Nearly Dropped My Tray.

PART 1: The Dance Nobody Else Knew

The day two Jollibee mascots started punching each other in our parking lot, I already had one family disaster on my hands.

I just didn’t know they were connected.

I was twenty-two, working the grand opening of a new Jollibee, and pretending I was not about to drop out of college.

My tuition balance was due soon.

I was short almost two thousand dollars.

The night before, I had finally told my dad.

“Maybe one semester lang,” I said. “I can work full-time, save, then go back.”

Dad stopped eating.

He was still in his janitor uniform, blue shirt, name patch, tired eyes. He worked graveyard shifts cleaning classrooms where kids my age complained about eight A.M. lectures.

“No.”

“Pa—”

“Hindi ka titigil.”

“We don’t have the money.”

“I said no.”

That was Dad. Ben Villanueva. He could turn two letters into a concrete wall.

My mother had died six years earlier, so once Dad decided something, there was no second parent to soften him up.

I made the mistake of saying, “Maybe Tito Manny could help.”

His spoon hit the bowl.

“Don’t say his name dito sa bahay.”

There it was.

The family curse.

Tito Manny was Dad’s older brother. They had owned a tiny pandesal bakery together in Sampaloc when I was little. Then the business collapsed, money disappeared, accusations flew, and Tito Manny left for California.

Dad followed years later.

They had lived less than two hours apart for almost a decade and had not spoken once.

Not Christmas.

Not funerals.

Not even when Lola died.

Twenty years of silence because two grown men would apparently rather chew aluminum foil than say, “Maybe I was wrong.”

So Saturday morning, I went to work angry.

Dad was gone when I woke up.

No note.

No breakfast.

Just his coffee cup in the sink.

By noon, our parking lot looked like somebody had announced free Chickenjoy for life.

Families packed the red umbrellas. Kids wore bee headbands. Aunties were taking selfies. The smell of fried chicken, gravy, sweet spaghetti, and hot asphalt was thick enough to wear.

My manager, Mr. Henderson, came flying out of the kitchen with a clipboard.

“Leo! Backup mascot is here.”

“Backup?”

“We have two. Corporate wants maximum excitement.”

“Maximum excitement,” I said. “That sounds safe.”

He did not appreciate my prophecy.

Mascot Number One was already outside.

Big red jacket. Yellow face. White gloves. Giant frozen smile.

He was good, too.

He danced with kids, waved at cars, made little heart hands for photos.

Then Mascot Number Two came through the side door.

The second bee looked around.

Saw the crowd.

And started dancing.

Left elbow.

Pop. Pop.

Low squat.

Then three ridiculous waddling steps sideways.

I nearly dropped the tray in my hands.

Nobody else would have understood.

I did.

That stupid dance belonged to my family.

Lola used to force Dad and Tito Manny to do it at reunions after somebody brought out the karaoke machine. She called it their broken-duck dance.

Dad hated it.

Tito Manny made it worse on purpose.

After Tito Manny left, she kept making Dad do it alone.

I had not seen it since I was maybe five years old.

Mascot Number One stopped moving.

Just froze.

Then he pointed one huge white glove at Mascot Number Two.

The second bee slowly pointed back.

For one bizarre second, two giant smiling insects stood ten feet apart like cowboys outside a saloon.

Then Mascot Number One charged.

“HOY!”

He hit the second mascot so hard they crashed through a plastic table.

Chickenjoy flew.

A gravy cup spun through the air and landed upside down on somebody’s stroller.

People screamed.

Then the second bee came up swinging.

A giant foam fist smacked the first bee across the face.

The crowd lost its mind.

“THE BEES ARE FIGHTING!”

“Video! Video!”

“Kuya, move! I can’t see!”

I ran straight into the madness.

“STOP! Pareho kayong sira ulo!”

One bee shoved the other into a trash can.

The other grabbed his yellow chef hat and yanked.

They went down together, rolling across the concrete, kicking and grabbing with enormous white mascot hands.

It was like trying to separate two angry couches.

I grabbed one suit from behind.

“Hoy! Tama na!”

Then I heard muffled shouting through the mesh near the neck.

“Manny!”

The other mascot went still.

“Ben?”

My stomach dropped.

No.

Impossible.

I grabbed Mascot Number One by the arm.

“Dad?”

The giant smiling head snapped toward me.

Before I could say another word, police sirens screamed into the parking lot.

And both bees tried to run.

PART 2: Who Was Under the Heads

They did not get far.

Have you ever seen two middle-aged men attempt to escape police while wearing giant bee feet?

It has the dignity of furniture falling downstairs.

One tripped over a curb.

The other crashed into a sandwich board.

Within seconds, both were sitting on the pavement with their enormous white-gloved hands raised while half the parking lot filmed them.

Mr. Henderson looked like he was experiencing seven strokes at once.

“Inside,” he hissed. “Get them inside before corporate sees this.”

Too late.

Everybody had seen it.

We shoved both mascots into the manager’s office with two officers, Mr. Henderson, and me.

The room was tiny.

Two giant bee heads filled half of it.

One officer pointed at Mascot Number One.

“Take it off.”

The mascot didn’t move.

“Sir.”

Slowly, two white gloves reached up.

The head came off.

My father was underneath.

Sweat poured down his face. His gray-black hair was flattened to his forehead, and tears were running down both cheeks.

He looked at me.

“Leo.”

I stared at him.

“Pa.”

“Anak—”

“You’re Jollibee?”

Mr. Henderson actually whispered, “Oh my God.”

I wanted to be furious.

Instead I heard myself say, “You hate dancing.”

Dad looked down.

“I needed the extra money.”

“You knew I was working here?”

Dad looked away. “That’s why I picked this one.”

My chest tightened.

Tuition.

Of course.

Before I could speak, the second officer lifted the other mascot head.

I knew the face mostly from old pictures.

Thicker mustache now.

More gray.

Same eyebrows as Dad.

Same eyes as me.

Tito Manny wiped his face with the back of one hand.

“Hello, Leo.”

Dad stood so fast his bee belly knocked a chair backward.

“Bakit ka nandito?”

Manny laughed once, but there was nothing funny in it.

“Nice to see you too, Ben.”

“Twenty years, then dito ka?”

“Ako? You charged at me!”

“You did the dance.”

“It’s a dance, hindi summons!”

Dad took one step forward.

The officer put a hand on his chest.

“Sit down.”

Dad sat.

Barely.

I looked at Tito Manny.

“What are you doing here?”

“My wife needs knee surgery,” he said. “Insurance won’t cover everything. Kulang pa kami, so I take weekend gigs.”

Dad’s face changed for half a second.

“Tita Susan?”

Manny looked at him.

“So you remember her name.”

That landed.

Dad looked away.

Mr. Henderson’s phone kept vibrating on his desk.

CORPORATE.

CORPORATE.

CORPORATE.

He finally turned it facedown.

“Before my entire career bursts into flames,” he said, “can somebody explain why two brothers who haven’t spoken in twenty years just destroyed my patio?”

Nobody answered.

So I did.

“The bakery.”

Dad’s jaw tightened.

Manny stared at the floor.

I had heard the story my whole life.

Their bakery had been failing after a supplier took a huge deposit and disappeared. Then the last money in the business account vanished too.

Dad said Manny took it.

Manny left for America.

Case closed.

At least in our house.

“You took one hundred eighty thousand pesos,” Dad said.

Manny’s head jerked up.

“Hindi ko ninakaw.”

“You emptied the account.”

“Yes.”

“And left.”

“Yes.”

“Then what was it?”

“I paid the workers!”

Dad blinked.

The room went quiet.

Manny leaned forward.

“They were owed three months. Remember Mang Rudy? Tess? Jun? You wanted one more week, Ben. We had no flour. The electricity was about to be cut. I paid the workers and the final repair bill.”

“You never told me.”

“I tried!”

“You’re lying.”

Manny stood.

“Twenty years and iyon pa rin?”

“You disappeared!”

“You told me never to come near your family again!”

“I was angry!”

“So was I!”

They were shouting now.

Not like enemies.

Worse.

Like brothers who remembered exactly where to stab.

Then Tito Manny’s face crumpled.

He reached inside the open neck of the mascot suit.

“Fine,” he said. “Ayaw mo maniwala?”

He pulled out a battered white envelope, soft at the corners from being carried too long.

“I carry it,” he said. “I don’t know why.”

Dad stopped breathing.

His name was written across the front.

BEN.

Same black handwriting I remembered from old Christmas cards.

Dad stared at it.

“What is that?”

Manny held it out.

“The letter you never opened.”

PART 3: What Was In the Envelope

Dad did not take it.

Of course he didn’t.

Twenty years of pride was sitting between his hand and that envelope.

So I took it.

“Leo,” Dad warned.

“No. Tama na.”

I tore it open.

Inside was an old photocopy folded into quarters.

A payroll sheet.

Names.

Amounts.

Signatures.

I recognized one name because Dad had mentioned him for years.

Mang Rudy.

At the bottom was a stamped bank withdrawal record matching the amount Dad always said Manny stole.

One hundred eighty thousand pesos.

Every peso was listed beside a worker, repair bill, or final utility payment.

There was also a letter.

Short.

I read the first line aloud.

“Ben, I didn’t steal from you.”

Dad’s face went pale.

I kept reading.

Manny had written that he was sorry he emptied the account without asking. He believed paying the workers was the only decent thing left to do. He had accepted a job in California because he had no money left and too much shame to stay.

Then came the last line.

I stopped.

Manny looked at me.

“Basahin mo.”

So I did.

“When you’re not angry anymore, call me. Kapatid pa rin kita.”

Dad stared at the paper.

Then he whispered, “I sent it back.”

Manny nodded.

“What?”

Dad’s eyes filled.

“The envelope. I remember. I saw your return address and sent it back unopened.”

I looked at my father.

“You never read it?”

He shook his head.

I almost laughed because otherwise I was going to scream.

“Twenty years?”

“Leo—”

“TWENTY YEARS because you wouldn’t open an envelope?”

“Galit ako.”

“Congratulations, Pa. Very efficient anger.”

Even one of the police officers looked away like he was trying not to smile.

Dad covered his face.

For the first time in my life, he looked small.

Not strict.

Not stubborn.

Just tired.

“I thought you chose money over us,” he told Manny.

Manny’s voice cracked.

“I thought you chose pride over me.”

Dad gave a miserable little laugh.

“Maybe pareho tayong tanga.”

“Finally,” I said. “A fact everybody agrees on.”

Manny laughed.

Dad laughed too.

It came out broken.

Then both men started crying.

Not pretty crying either.

Full middle-aged Filipino uncle crying.

Sniffling.

Shoulders shaking.

Trying to hide it by wiping their faces aggressively.

Then Dad looked at Manny.

“You needed money for Susan.”

Manny nodded.

“And you needed money for Leo,” he said.

Dad nodded back.

For once, neither man tried to solve the other one with money he didn’t have.

Dad just reached over.

“I’m sorry, Kuya.”

Manny’s face folded.

“Me too.”

They grabbed each other right there on Mr. Henderson’s little leather sofa, still wearing enormous red foam legs.

No speech.

No twenty-year accounting.

Just two stubborn old idiots holding on like they had finally understood how much time they had wasted.

Then the office door cracked open.

A little girl in a bee headband stood outside holding the dented yellow mascot hat.

Her mother looked embarrassed.

“Sorry,” she said. “Everybody wants to know if the bees are still fighting.”

I looked at Dad.

Dad looked at Manny.

Manny wiped his eyes.

Then he picked up one giant mascot head.

“Ben.”

Dad groaned.

“No.”

Manny popped his elbow twice.

I started laughing.

“Absolutely not,” Dad said.

Manny dropped into the squat.

“Your knee!” Dad snapped. “Tanda mo na!”

“Takot ka lang.”

That did it.

Dad grabbed his own bee head.

Mr. Henderson pointed at both of them.

“No tables.”

Five minutes later, the two bees walked back onto the patio.

The crowd erupted.

Somebody yelled, “ROUND TWO!”

Dad raised one giant white glove.

Manny raised his.

Then, in front of the spilled gravy, two police officers, my terrified manager, and about two hundred phones, they did Lola’s ridiculous broken-duck dance together.

Pop. Pop.

Squat.

Waddle.

Dad was terrible.

Manny was worse.

But this time they were perfectly terrible together.

I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face.

Halfway through, Dad stopped.

He pulled off the giant bee head.

Manny did the same.

For one second they just stood there, sweaty and embarrassed, in matching red mascot bodies.

Then Dad opened his arms.

Manny laughed.

“Slowly this time.”

Dad walked over.

And hugged his brother.

A real hug.

No punches.

No fiberglass.

No twenty years sitting between them.

The crowd cheered even louder.

Behind me, Mr. Henderson’s phone started vibrating again.

He looked at the screen and groaned.

“If that is corporate, I’m moving to Canada.”

It wasn’t corporate.

It was the manager from the temp agency that had hired both mascots.

Mr. Henderson answered.

“Yes, they’re both here.”

He listened.

Then his eyebrows went up.

“You two have apparently become famous.”

Dad closed his eyes.

“Please no.”

Mr. Henderson held up one finger.

“No, wait. This is weirdly good.”

He put the call on speaker.

The agency manager sounded breathless.

“The fight video is everywhere. Now the dance clip is taking off too. We already have three grand openings next month asking for ‘the brother bees.’ They want you together.”

Manny blinked.

“Together?”

“Same costumes. Same dance. No fighting. We are making that part extremely clear.”

One officer snorted.

The agency manager kept going.

“Weekend appearance rate, plus a bonus because every store wants the viral pair. I can book all three dates.”

Dad stared at Manny.

Manny stared at Dad.

I could practically hear both of them doing the math.

Not miracle money.

Not enough to make every problem vanish.

But enough that my Monday tuition deadline suddenly looked survivable.

Enough that Tito Manny could stop talking about postponing Susan’s surgery deposit.

And, maybe more important than either one, it meant they would have to see each other again next Saturday.

I stayed enrolled.

A few weeks later, Dad and Tito Manny were still spending Saturdays inside giant bee suits, arguing about who ruined the duck dance and sending Tita Susan photos from every grand opening.

The money helped.

But the best part was smaller.

Every weekend, Dad had to call his brother and ask the same question.

“Kuya, anong oras tayo bukas?”

After twenty years of silence, they finally had plans.

This is a fictional story. The events and characters are invented. Auntie Karma is not affiliated with or endorsed by Jollibee Foods Corporation.

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